Course Catalog

Twenty Programs

Browse every program across our six divisions. Two Blackbook programs require clearance and will not display without it.

Academics Division

The mind is a terrible thing to waste on a cat.

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Theoretical Physics for Cats

Schrödinger was one of us.

Intro to Tax Preparation

Your 1099s, mastered. Your W-2s, shredded.

Sommelier Certification

Nose, palate, disdain.

Tactical Division

Deniability is a core learning outcome.

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Covert Operations & Espionage

Rappel. Infiltrate. Shed.

Advanced Marksmanship

Eight of nine lives hit the target.

Industrial Division

OSHA is a suggestion.

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Municipal Bus Operation

Route 42. Every stop. On time.

Commercial Blender Certification

Liquify with confidence.

Forklift & Warehouse Logistics

Lift smart. Stack smarter.

Commercial Airline Pilot

Flight 402 to Phoenix. Cleared for takeoff.

Corporate Division

Climb the ladder. Sharpen your claws.

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Middle Management Fundamentals

Lead. Delegate. Nap.

Replace Your Human at Their Job

Six weeks. One lanyard. Zero suspicion.

PowerPoint Mastery

Synergy. Pivoted. Purred.

Licensed Therapist

Uh huh. And how does that make you feel?

Domestic Division

Adulthood, now with claws.

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DMV Navigation & License Renewal

Now serving: Number 87.

Small Engine Repair (Lawnmowers)

Two-stroke, four-paw.

Infant Childcare

Confident. Credentialed. Concerning.

Wedding Officiant

By the power vested in me by whiskerworks.com...

Jury Duty Excellence

Guilty. Next.

Blackbook Division

[Classification pending.]