Whiskerworks
DMV Navigation & License Renewal

Domestic Division

DMV Navigation & License Renewal

Now serving: Number 87.

Tuition: $1,200 or 24 easy payments of $71.

A one-day intensive in surviving a full Department of Motor Vehicles visit. Graduates can independently obtain a paper number, wait three hours without snacks, and produce the correct form at the counter.

This course is required for all Whiskerworks students who intend to operate a bus, forklift, or commercial aircraft.

What You'll Learn

  • Pull a numbered ticket from the dispenser correctly
  • Wait three hours without visibly unraveling
  • Complete Form DL-14 without taking it home
  • Smile for an identification photograph
  • Sign your legal name with a pen attached to a chain
  • Leave. Permanently.

Program Syllabus

Week 1
The Waiting Room

Plastic chairs. No windows. No hope.

Week 2
The Form

Eighteen boxes. Use a pen. Press hard.

Week 3
The Counter

Your number is called. You approach. Everything slows down.

Week 4
The Photo

No smiling. Actually, smile. Actually, no.

Week 5
The Test (if applicable)

Multiple choice. You know most of them.

Week 6
Graduation

You leave with a plastic card. You are free, for 5 years.

Your Instructor

Ms. Tabitha
Ms. Tabitha
Domestic Division Lead, DMV Programming

Ms. Tabitha has personally attended 184 DMV visits as a support instructor. She once made it through in under 40 minutes, a Whiskerworks record. She refuses to discuss how.

Research Interests: Form DL-14, fluorescent light, patience.

Tuition: $1,200 or 24 easy payments of $71.

Financing through Regional Guaranteed Capital Solutions LLC. APR 9.99%-39.99%. Terms apply.