Whiskerworks Division
Academics Division
The mind is a terrible thing to waste on a cat.
The Academics Division is Whiskerworks' oldest school, founded in 2019 on the principle that any cat, given enough time and a properly laminated worksheet, can be taught a subject it cannot possibly understand.
Our scholars go on to careers in accounting, theoretical physics, and hospitality — fields where nobody will question their credentials as long as they show up in a small blazer.
Featured Faculty
Dr. Mittens, PhD
Chair of Theoretical Physics
Quantum mechanics, laser pointers, dark matter.
Prof. Biscuit, MFA
Senior Lecturer in Tax Preparation
Schedule C, narrative structure, foam.
Sensei Dumpling
Master Sommelier
Burgundy, disdain, oak.
