
Academics Division
Intro to Tax Preparation
Your 1099s, mastered. Your W-2s, shredded.
Tuition: $3,200 or 24 easy payments of $167.
A hands-on workshop in American individual and small-business tax preparation. By graduation, your cat will be qualified to file anyone's taxes, including their own, which they will not.
Note: Whiskerworks does not hold a Circular 230 designation. Neither will our graduates. This is fine, per our accreditation partner (us).
What You'll Learn
- ›Correctly classify a 1099-NEC as 'something to knock off the desk'
- ›File Form 1040 using only paws
- ›Itemize deductions you definitely cannot prove
- ›Interpret the phrase 'audit risk' (it is when the dog comes in)
- ›Operate a ten-key calculator with one paw
- ›Shred documents with remarkable efficiency
Program Syllabus
It is a government agency. It cannot stop you from sitting on its correspondence.
What it is, where it comes from, why your human is crying.
-NEC, -MISC, -INT, -DIV — a family of documents, all edible.
Mortgage interest, medical expenses, catnip (currently disallowed, under review).
If your cat runs a YouTube channel, this applies.
Paper, electronic, or 'forgot' — the three paths.
Your Instructor

Prof. Biscuit earned an MFA in fiction from Columbia before pivoting to tax preparation, a natural transition. He has prepared over 400 returns, 11 of which are not currently under audit. Students praise his calm demeanor, which is mostly sleep.
Research Interests: Schedule C, narrative structure, foam.
Tuition: $3,200 or 24 easy payments of $167.
Financing through Regional Guaranteed Capital Solutions LLC. APR 9.99%-39.99%. Terms apply.

