Industrial Division
Municipal Bus Operation
Route 42. Every stop. On time.
Tuition: $4,200 or 24 easy payments of $189.
A state-recognized* transit operator program preparing cats for entry-level positions driving municipal buses. *Recognized by us.
Students learn to navigate a 40-foot transit bus through urban traffic, adhere to a published schedule, and respond to passengers with the correct amount of eye contact (none).
What You'll Learn
- ›Operate a 40-foot transit bus in traffic without incident
- ›Adhere to a posted schedule, including the parts that are lies
- ›Announce stops in a voice conveying both authority and indifference
- ›Resolve a fare dispute with a look
- ›Refill the DEF tank (whatever that is)
- ›Never, under any circumstances, open the rear door early
Program Syllabus
The steering wheel. It is large. You are not.
Tires, mirrors, fluids, and the reason the radio is set to 94.1.
Stoplights, crosswalks, and the phrase 'cyclists are people too.'
You are 11 minutes behind. You have always been 11 minutes behind.
The exact right amount of eye contact. (It is zero.)
One lap of Route 42. Pick up the right passengers. Decline the wrong ones.
Your Instructor
Chief Operator Gravy drove Route 42 for eight years before accepting a teaching position. He has never missed a stop on purpose. His teaching philosophy is 'eye contact is a liability.'
Research Interests: Timetables, diesel, 94.1 FM.
Tuition: $4,200 or 24 easy payments of $189.
Financing through Regional Guaranteed Capital Solutions LLC. APR 9.99%-39.99%. Terms apply.
