Whiskerworks Division
Corporate Division
Climb the ladder. Sharpen your claws.
The Corporate Division trains cats for white-collar careers — middle management, clinical therapy, enterprise PowerPoint — in which nobody really pays attention to who is doing the work. This is our competitive advantage.
Our flagship program, Replace Your Human at Their Job, has a 100% completion rate. We do not track placement. Our graduates do not respond to follow-up emails, which we take as a sign of full integration.
Featured Faculty
Director Toffee
Dual Appointment: Middle Management & PowerPoint
Calibri, one-on-ones, escalation.
VP Marmalade
Director, Replace Your Human Program
Zoom, lanyards, direct deposit.
Dr. Morsel, LCSW
Clinical Supervisor
CBT, DBT, napping.
