Whiskerworks
Advanced Marksmanship

Tactical Division

Advanced Marksmanship

Eight of nine lives hit the target.

Tuition: $5,100 or 24 easy payments of $228.

A precision shooting program at our outdoor range, which is a closed strip-mall parking lot after hours. Students graduate qualified to engage targets at distances up to 12 feet, which is the length of the parking lot.

Whiskerworks does not provide firearms. Students are encouraged to bring their own laser pointer and a strong imagination.

What You'll Learn

  • Zero a sight using your own two eyes
  • Maintain breath control while purring
  • Ignore distractions (a fly; a second fly)
  • Debrief after missing, which will happen
  • Safely store equipment in a place the human cannot reach
  • Never discharge in the vicinity of a tail

Program Syllabus

Week 1
Safety

The most important week. There will be a quiz.

Week 2
Stance & Grip

How to hold still longer than four seconds.

Week 3
Sight Picture

Front sight, rear sight, target, and — look, a butterfly.

Week 4
Trigger Control

Controlled, not anxious. Not jumpy. Please.

Week 5
Distance Shooting

Out to the end of the parking lot (12 ft).

Week 6
Qualification

Eight of nine attempts must hit the target. Ninth is for drama.

Your Instructor

Bullet Mandrake
Bullet Mandrake
Range Master

Bullet Mandrake runs the Advanced Marksmanship range out of Suite 208's back parking lot. He is a former member of a regional shooting club (members: 3) and once won a trophy, which he ate.

Research Interests: Ballistics, breath control, chipmunks.

Tuition: $5,100 or 24 easy payments of $228.

Financing through Regional Guaranteed Capital Solutions LLC. APR 9.99%-39.99%. Terms apply.