Domestic Division
Wedding Officiant
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Tuition: $2,400 or 24 easy payments of $121.
A four-week program certifying cats as wedding officiants in 12 states, plus Nevada (which will certify anyone). Graduates preside over ceremonies large and small, usually small.
Vows must be clearly enunciated; rings must be tolerated, not batted.
What You'll Learn
- ›Write and deliver a ceremony of 8-12 minutes
- ›Pronounce two humans 'married' in a tone that suggests you mean it
- ›Handle the ring exchange without any rings falling to the floor
- ›Improvise when the couple forgets their vows
- ›Sign a marriage license using a ceremonial paw-stamp
- ›Not chase the bouquet
Program Syllabus
Welcome, readings, vows, ring exchange, pronouncement, applause.
The marriage license. One you do not eat.
Vestments, posture, and the 'look I am giving this couple.'
Two humans. Real rings. Real nerves.
Your Instructor
Reverend Poppy received her officiant credentials online and has since presided over 31 weddings, nine of which she remembers. Her ceremonies average 8-12 minutes and always include the phrase 'you may now pet the groom.'
Research Interests: Vows, rings, bouquets.
Tuition: $2,400 or 24 easy payments of $121.
Financing through Regional Guaranteed Capital Solutions LLC. APR 9.99%-39.99%. Terms apply.
