
Whiskerworks Division
Domestic Division
Adulthood, now with claws.
The Domestic Division covers the painfully ordinary adult skills your cat has so far refused to learn — waiting in line at the DMV, officiating a wedding, presiding over jury deliberations, repairing a small engine.
It is our largest enrollment division, because it is the one most pet owners can pretend to justify as practical.
Featured Faculty

Ms. Tabitha
Domestic Division Lead, DMV Programming
Form DL-14, fluorescent light, patience.

Nana Whiskers
Senior Instructor, Infant Care
Lullabies, formula, gentle claws.

Reverend Poppy
Faculty Officiant
Vows, rings, bouquets.




