Tactical Division
Covert Operations & Espionage
Rappel. Infiltrate. Shed.
Tuition: $6,800 or 24 easy payments of $312.
An eight-week field program preparing cats for careers in intelligence gathering, facility infiltration, and long-form surveillance. Students will complete a capstone infiltration of an undisclosed facility that is definitely not the Spirit Halloween next door.
This course is offered in partnership with the Blackbook Division, about which we will not elaborate.
What You'll Learn
- ›Enter a room without being observed, even by the cat already in it
- ›Rappel from a second-story windowsill (first story if risk-averse)
- ›Use a laser pointer as a signaling device, not as a distraction
- ›Compose and decode messages in a cipher of soft footsteps
- ›Leave no trace except, of course, fur
- ›Identify and avoid the dog
Program Syllabus
Observation from high places. The refrigerator is a common starting position.
Paw placement, silent vocalization, and controlled breathing.
How to enter a closed room. Sub-topic: how to then exit it.
Dead drops, tail signals, and the 'look I am giving you right now.'
Rappelling, climbing, and the classic 'leap to the curtains.'
Identifying the human who is watching you. (It is always the human.)
Assigned target. Eight hours. No support.
Your file is sealed. Congratulations.
Your Instructor
Agent Pepper's record is sealed. What is known: she has infiltrated at least two regional pet expos and authored a widely read but uncited paper on 'Shedding as Disguise.' She teaches in a voice barely above a whisper.
Research Interests: Footfalls, whiskers, silence.
Tuition: $6,800 or 24 easy payments of $312.
Financing through Regional Guaranteed Capital Solutions LLC. APR 9.99%-39.99%. Terms apply.
